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Saturday, December 24, 2005 A chicken burger costs 3.90 A chicken burger student's meal costs 3.95 Yay for student meals. Fun Fact of the day #2: I touched my eye today! Yay for my new focus dailies. Fun Fact of the day #3: I am doing my Chem Homework! Yay for the 100-slide ppt I never read. it has been a fun day today :) merry christmas eve! 8:59 PM
Thursday, December 15, 2005 Edmund: (reads) "Dear Enemy: I curse you, and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an onion falling on your head." Baldrick: Well, that is the bottom end of the market. They run all the way to this one, for four ducats. Edmund: (reads) "Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment." Blackadder : What are you wearing around your neck? Percy : Ah! It's my new ruff! Blackadder : You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. Percy : It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look rather sexy! Blackadder : To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. Prince George : No wait Blackadder. Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing in disguise. Blackadder : Well if he is it's a very good disguise. Prince George : After all did not our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment? Blackadder : No. Prince George : Well it's the sort of thing he might have done. Blackadder (EB): "I mean, look at this, what is it?" He picks up a potato Baldrick (BA): "I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord." EB: "I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question." BA: "No. It's a potato." EB: "Baldrick, what have you done?" BA: "I've done 'c' and 'd'." EB: "Let's hear it then." BA: "'Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.'" EB: "What's that?" BA: "Sea." EB: "Yes, tiny misunderstanding -- still, my hopes weren't high. What about 'd'?" BA: "I'm quite pleased with 'dog'. EB "Yes? And the definition of 'dog' is... BA: "'Not a cat.'" BA: "I couldn't sleep when I was little." EB: "You still are little, Baldrick." BA: "Well, when I was even littler, see, we used to live in a haunted hovel. Every night our family was troubled by a visitation from this disgusting ghoul. It was terrible -- first there was this unholy smell, then this tiny, hairy, clammy little creature would materialize in the bed between them. Fortunately I could never see it myself." EB: "Yes. Tell me, Baldrick, when you left home, did this repulsive entity mysteriously disappear?" BA: "That very day." EB: "I think, then, that the mystery is solved." Baldrick's war poems...beware, they are quite stupid. "Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing. But still I sing, sing, sing Ding a ling a ling." The German Guns "Boom, boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, boom, boom..." EB: "Boom, boom, boom?" BA: "How did you guess?" -- 4.6 BA: "...a girl actually came up and kissed me." EB: "Poor woman -- first casualty of the war." -- 4.6 Haha! 12:34 AM
Wednesday, December 14, 2005 go to www.gutenberg.org! because it has free ebooks, as well as downloadable audiobooks that you can put into ur mp3 player in bitesized pieces (chapters of ave size 3mb and 20plus min) which is really good for killing time! yay, you can listen to classics like... THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES The Hound of the Baskervilles The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner Sonnet #100 The Tale of Peter Rabbit The Little Match Girl while waiting for your parents, friends or bus to arrive! The perfect alternative to time wastage. Enrich your mind with these literary gems! :D 11:37 PM
Monday, December 12, 2005 (on stage) "There's a girl down there, she's got a supply of teddy bears. What's your name love?" "Her name apparently is Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! That's a funny name!"(Hamburg, 10.11.97) "We did a feature where the lads were each given a disposable camera to document a day in their life, and Robbie went off with a carrot for 24 hours. He dressed it up. This is all very entertaining, but it's also the sign of a complete madman." Pete Stanton, 1998 xD 9:16 PM
Saturday, December 10, 2005 i now like writing on blank white pages, and reflecting. i shall endeavour to buy a thick fat spiral notebook with big, blank white pages and make it my permenant companion. if you need to know, osl was very enriching and fun at the same time. and i miss india and all its quirks, and mrs. jendac's house, and st. mary's, and the nursery, and the sunsets, and the entire osl team. Its not fair that the mentors have to leave rgs just when we were starting to bond. hrrumph. i feel reluctant to return to the singaporean society. thus i have found peace in eragon, eldest, artemis fowl, curious incident of the dog in the night time, and the age of kali. i have spent like 30 bucks renting books. blah. oh i shall whine about the growing popularity of chelsea. i don't like how im seeing chelsea shirts everywhere every single day im out. this is WRONG!!! and for the record, i am not a glory hunter! I am merely one who is interested in the percentage of beauty in the club, and it just so happens that Chelsea is blessed with beautiful people like Lampard, Terry, Joe Cole, Cech, Ferreira (!), Gudjohnsen and the like. :) Oh even Mourinho is sexy okay. go Chelsea! 2:47 AM
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